So, I was leaving Target today, minding my own business. I reached for my keys as I walked through the doors that opened to the frozen tundra known as the parking lot. Suddenly, a HUGE chunk of ice fell inches from me and shattered into hundreds of pieces. Instantly, as though expecting a response, I looked up at the large T above me and said, "Are you SERIOUS??" Needless to say, the T did not respond...nor did the "ARGET," or that huge bullseye. And unfortunately, no one was near me to appreciate the fact that I almost lost my life. And now, I have to agree with Ralphie's mom in The Christmas Story when she told her beloved son, "Ralphie, you're lucky it didn't cut your eye! Those icicles have been known to kill people." Correction: Those ICE CHUNKS have been known to kill people. I guess I was the Super Target today.